"The Grand Party Horn"
This is the first piece in the "Table Folly" series. The grand gardens of the past all had a garden folly placed in them for interest and intrigue, so why not steal that idea and build a folly for the centre of the table. I know that they are usually called a centrepiece, or table centrepiece or decoration, but doesn't "Folly" sound so wonderful and appropriate. A garden folly is only there for decoration and most of the time have no use; that sounds so appropriate for the party table.